Comments on: Canine Secrets http://inkgrrl.com/inkblog/2008/05/16/canine-secrets/ writing, dogs, coffee, life Sat, 11 Oct 2008 09:30:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.3.1 By: Barbara http://inkgrrl.com/inkblog/2008/05/16/canine-secrets/#comment-137 Barbara Wed, 11 Jun 2008 02:37:40 +0000 http://inkgrrl.com/inkblog/2008/05/16/canine-secrets/#comment-137 Your dogs could be seeing and speaking to angels. Your dogs could be seeing and speaking to angels.

]]> By: inkgrrl http://inkgrrl.com/inkblog/2008/05/16/canine-secrets/#comment-135 inkgrrl Tue, 27 May 2008 16:57:36 +0000 http://inkgrrl.com/inkblog/2008/05/16/canine-secrets/#comment-135 HEE! I did a double-take at that then read the rest of your comment and figured out the typo. But the way the two of them go after each other with dominance displays - he's snipped, she's female, I wouldn't doubt there's a cock manufacturer in there somewhere too. Or at least a Neuticles rep with a plot to take over the world. Always wonder when somebody reportedly plots to take over the world, what are they going to do with it once they've taken over? Charge admission? Outlaw the flavor orange? Babbling, more coffee... HEE! I did a double-take at that then read the rest of your comment and figured out the typo. But the way the two of them go after each other with dominance displays - he’s snipped, she’s female, I wouldn’t doubt there’s a cock manufacturer in there somewhere too. Or at least a Neuticles rep with a plot to take over the world.

Always wonder when somebody reportedly plots to take over the world, what are they going to do with it once they’ve taken over? Charge admission? Outlaw the flavor orange? Babbling, more coffee…

]]> By: Burl Barer http://inkgrrl.com/inkblog/2008/05/16/canine-secrets/#comment-134 Burl Barer Tue, 27 May 2008 16:46:46 +0000 http://inkgrrl.com/inkblog/2008/05/16/canine-secrets/#comment-134 OOOOPS! Being blind in one eye is hell on proof reading. That word should be SOCKS not...well...you know. BB OOOOPS! Being blind in one eye is hell on proof reading. That word should be SOCKS not…well…you know.

BB

]]> By: Burl Barer http://inkgrrl.com/inkblog/2008/05/16/canine-secrets/#comment-133 Burl Barer Tue, 27 May 2008 16:45:23 +0000 http://inkgrrl.com/inkblog/2008/05/16/canine-secrets/#comment-133 There is, I am almost certain, a conspiracy between cock manufacturers and dogs. Somewhere, sometime, when you are not around, factory reps from the sock companies are paying off dogs with steak tartar, bacon, cheese, ore something dead and smelly to roll in, in exchange for the dogs chewing the toes out of socks. The more they chew, the more you buy. Oh, one more thing. It is not the dryer that confiscates socks one at a time -- it is the washing machine. What happens is that the sock gets "thin" when soaked and slips down the drain during the "extract" cycle. You can stop this from happening by tying the socks together, making them too big to go down the drain. Do not, however, tie your socks together on the floor. The dogs will chew the toes out of both of them at the same time. And don't put the dog in either the washer or dryer. Best regards Burl Barer There is, I am almost certain, a conspiracy between cock manufacturers and dogs. Somewhere, sometime, when you are not around, factory reps from the sock companies are paying off dogs with steak tartar, bacon, cheese, ore something dead and smelly to roll in, in exchange for the dogs chewing the toes out of socks. The more they chew, the more you buy. Oh, one more thing. It is not the dryer that confiscates socks one at a time — it is the washing machine. What happens is that the sock gets “thin” when soaked and slips down the drain during the “extract” cycle. You can stop this from happening by tying the socks together, making them too big to go down the drain.
Do not, however, tie your socks together on the floor. The dogs will chew the toes out of both of them at the same time. And don’t put the dog in either the washer or dryer.

Best regards
Burl Barer

]]> By: Da Goddess http://inkgrrl.com/inkblog/2008/05/16/canine-secrets/#comment-131 Da Goddess Mon, 26 May 2008 22:49:14 +0000 http://inkgrrl.com/inkblog/2008/05/16/canine-secrets/#comment-131 All hail those mens, indeed. And all hail those furry creatures who remind us that fascination and wonder can and should be found everywhere. All hail those mens, indeed. And all hail those furry creatures who remind us that fascination and wonder can and should be found everywhere.

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