Oi 2008!
January will be batting cleanup for 2007 with surgery tomorrow, housecleaning and sorting, and general getting it togetherness. Seems to be a theme… some folks are remodeling their wardrobe, some are remodeling their living room, some are remodeling their banishment chants, and I’m remodeling my uterus.
And ya know what the hell of it is? I have Jingle Bells stuck in my head. WTF? I’m gonna go under general anesthesia to get my innards scooped and hoovered with a cheesy Christmas song by way of accompaniment?
Pishtamabibble. Do Not Want!
Wonder if anywhere on the internets there’s an audio file of Sean Connery reading a recipe for fudge brownies with marshmallows on top? Even better, with the crash of the ocean and the Rolling Stones playing Sympathy With The Devil in the background as he tells me how he’s going to feed me those luscious, gooey, chocolately baked goods. That’s my kind of earworm, that is. Totally conducive to healing and stuffs. Practically medicinal. Even.
Heidi said,
January 9, 2008 at 5:11 am
God, the world NEEDS that audio of Connery reading a brownie recipe.
Go get ‘em, uterus.
The Other Ivy said,
January 16, 2008 at 8:48 pm
Hope the remodeling is going well.
I would buy they tape of Sean Connery reading recipes and intentions with the crashing sea and the Stones. That’s a truly beautiful thing.