Because It Was There
All the real stuff I’d post about right now is depressing and stuck, so in lieu of depressing and stuck I give you this:
| You Are a Dirty Martini |
 You are a sexy, sometimes belligerent, over the top drunk. You tend to get in a lot of trouble. When you drink, there are no rules.You should never: Drink in the company of strangers. Seriously. Your ideal party: Is so good you black out in the middle of it. Your drinking soulmates: Those with a Margarita Martini personality. Your drinking rivals: Those with an Orange Martini personality |