An Insult To Hill People Everywhere
Not only is she proud and supported by the folks back home in her treatment of Iraqi prisoners, but her fiancee is a real gentleman too.
The Grand Poobah (heretofore referred to as TGP):
Aha! So that’s the American strategy! Ship off all our dumb people overseas. So how come we still have so many morons over here?
Me:
Well, UPS and FedEx only accept packages of a certain size, and apparently it’s illegal to ship people in those big crates, so there’s a bottleneck at the ports.
TGP:
How about we just fire them across the Pacific from giant cannons?
Me:
Um, ozone. Global warming. Hurts the dolphins’ ears.
TGP:
Not if we fire them high enough. (Ed. note: He likes to play with ’splodey bits, so he’d know.)
Me:
Like, from airplanes? ‘Cuz otherwise it would still hurt the dolphins’ ears - sound at ground level travels through water as well.
Apparently I’m not only sympathetic to the plight of the hill people vis-a-vis their tarnished public image, but I’m also dolphin-ear-expert chick. The solution to the problem of America’s morons remains unfound, but our quest for answers continues. Maybe we should consult with Aquaman.