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Sources are all a’buzz that frigid ice queen Europa just might get a little hot lovin’ some time galactically soon. Money’s on the table that it’ll take more than a few D-cells for this mighty metal tool to penetrate all the way through her icy mantle to the warm ‘n juicy stuff.
TTFN, dahlings. I’m off to have tea and kissy-poo crumpets with a certain Earthling who puts stars in my eyes…