Aug 29 2003

Happy Birthday O Philosopher

It’s John Locke’s birthday today. I’d say go wish him a good one, but that would be silly, so how’s about you go read the Declaration of Independence instead?


Aug 28 2003

Vampire Looove

I gave blood today, so technically I’m wounded, in mild hypovolemic shock, and still sassy. Heh.

All y’all Californians should go do so as well – California’s low on our reserve blood supply. You’re not doing the Red Cross a favor, you’re doing yourself and your loved ones a favor. Yadda yadda drip ooze squish. Seriously, you haven’t lived until you’ve watched 14 units of blood run through what’s left of a car crash victim you and your team are desperate to save, and then there’s no more blood left in the blood bank and the patient dies. Fun stuff.


Aug 27 2003

Non Sequitur

Apparently my Stoner Name is Crystal Blondie Pipemaster. I’m liking that.