Apr
29
2003
I think I may swoon – can it be that the Palestinian PM rejects Mid-East violence? Or is this just what it takes to get a majority vote and into power? We’ll see what tune the devil dances to the next time around the ballroom floor.
edited: See, it’s not just me being cynical and fluffy…
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Apr
25
2003
Mark Morford’s deliciously insane take on our domestic politics is exactly what I needed this morning:
“Let me be perfectly clear. Anything you claim you see in those videos will never stand up in court, do you understand? Especially the scenes where I’m clearly wearing the Mao mask and jumping on the couch naked, waving around a string of kielbasa sausages and singing “My Heart Will Go On.” Except for the tattoos and the genital piercing, you can’t even tell it’s me, especially through the haze of opium smoke, OK? So don’t even try.
Whoops gotta run. They’re voting on sodomy law back on the floor. Makes me all tingly just thinking about it. Bye now.”
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Apr
24
2003
Oh yeah, I totally gotta start my own religion. Yea, I will lead you unto the Promised Land of Redemption from… well, from whatever you want, really. I’m flexible. I can do a backbend and everything. Really.
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