Apr 29 2003

Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery

Could’a sworn I’d read about the anthrax donkey death scenario in a Tom Clancy novel or something. Hmm… better go ban a few books before the Muggles Mujahadeen get any funny ideas.


Apr 29 2003

Aww Gee, Syria Wants To Talk

So this is what happens when you thwap the dogs of war on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper?


Apr 29 2003

Screw You Guys, We’re Going Home!

Well, sorta… now that we have those shiny new bases in Qatar, Kuwait and Iraq, we can bug out of Saudi with impunity and kneecap the psycho fundamentalists’ chief bitch about infidels polluting the Holy Cities of Mecca and Medina by their very presence in-country.