Gravity Listing To Port
Gack. Gravity was listing to port in my head, but now it seems to have gone completely offline. I’ve got a flu thing going on, feels like I’ve been beaten with a horse. Not trampled by one, beaten by one. Wielded by a large ogre with a penchant for punishing blondes. Gonna go get horizontal now before the bastard comes back for another round and I have to kneecap him. Hmm… maybe I should erect a punji-stick perimeter around my bed in case he approaches while I’m passed out and feverish. Nah, I’ll just end up hurting myself. Oh well. My teddy bear will have to keep me safe.