Why I love languages… amply illustrated by Lilek…

Why I love languages… amply illustrated by Lileks’ Bleat:

Imagine you’re going through an alphabet book, and it’s the letter A. The picture shows a breakfast tableau, with Daddy cooking up a meal. “Aaron asks for Applesauce,” says the caption. There are many items that begin with A, and Gnat names them all: Apples. Applesauce. Acorns. Airplane. Egg.

“No, honey, Egg begins with E.”

“A is for Egg.”

You try to explain that one. “No, A is for epple. E is for aig.”

$%)%#$ English language. Wait until we get to F, and I have to explain it’s for ghoti.


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