Jul 25 2002

Ahh… Death By Chocolate. Probably not as fun as…

Ahh… Death By Chocolate. Probably not as fun as speaking metaphorically of same. Poor guy – wonder if he’d be classified as a soft-center or a chew?


Jul 24 2002

I think I may have some competition in the "Stupid…

I think I may have some competition in the “Stupid Ways to Hurt Yourself” category, but hey, at least I never blame anybody else for my injuries, nor apparently should I: court denies damages for velcro victim.


Jul 19 2002

Should I ever get over my fleeting obsession with …

Should I ever get over my fleeting obsession with SpongeBobSquarePants, I’ve found a more than adequate substitute here at the Sea Monkey Worship Page. At last, my life has meaning.