Jun 27 2002

Okay kids, this is what happens when someone can’t…

Okay kids, this is what happens when someone can’t actually read whatever holy book applies to his or her religion: Lifting Veil for Photo ID Goes Too Far, Driver Says. Her claim is a load of bullshit and her lawyer is a prime example of why the species ought to be restricted to landfills. Talk about planning on a cash cow – let’s sue the gummint and retire to The Keys! There’s nothing in the Quran or the Hadith that states that a woman has to cover her face – i.e., wear a burka or chador or veil or anything else across the front portion of her head – just that BOTH women and men be modest in all things. That means not flashing tit at the truck drivers and not bragging about the results of your latest IQ test; it doesn’t mean you have to wear a bedspread or risk being teased or shamed or raped or tortured or shot in the head by a True Believer. Furthermore, following the law of the land is part of the price you pay when you choose to live in a particular country – if you have a moral or ethical objection to a law, you work to change it, you don’t consider yourself above it and get all indignant and claim that God Said So, So There.


Jun 26 2002

Ohmigawd I have to get me one of these… if not a…

Ohmigawd I have to get me one of these… if not a lot of them. Heck, I could have a whole army of plush Cthulu dolls on every desk I have access to everywhere ever!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!

*licks eyebrows*

My thanks to gratitude to kafkaesque for thus enriching my life and allowing me to take the next step in my plan for Total World Domination. I really gotta send that boy some fanmail.


Jun 26 2002

Scientists Create Mannequin That Sweats – I’ll bet…

Scientists Create Mannequin That Sweats – I’ll bet this is gonna be in great demand with sweat-fetish folk. Wonder if they can flavor the water? They could capture a whole different market demographic if they can flavor the water… maybe fill the things with Gatorade? Or would that be too redundant?