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Yet another hyper-intellectual exchange between The Lorax and inkGrrl:

inkGrrl: thanks to The Onion, we finally know the real source of all the tension in the Middle East

The Lorax: Maybe now they’ll find an opening for all those stiff proposals…

inkGrrl: ooh, squishy wrinkled sacks of goo flopping against each other in blind-eyed striving for enlightenment…

The Lorax: “Hook-Nosed Cave Fish: The Final Chapter” – coming to a Ramallah drive-in this summer…

inkGrrl: wonder if they’ll have to use anti-Semitic prophylactics? I smell gefilte!

I can no longer go on without learning how to Dirty Dance. Thanks a lot, Amy Beth… you’ve ruined me for life! Or maybe I should blame that seanbaby whippersnapper. *mumph* Someone has to be responsible for the fact that I fell off my chair laughing and now my toe hurts and I can no longer waltz.

Just looking at the pictures of Taiwan’s Cloud Gate Dance Theatre’s latest production – Moon Water – makes me want to hop a flight to London and immerse myself in the theater scene there. Or take Tai Chi classes. Hmm… long flight with beautiful payoff, or daily health benefits for the rest of my life… well, I am instant-gratification girl.