Some things man - and woman - was not meant to kno…
Some things man - and woman - was not meant to know. Universal had me collect all my Horrorskopes and send them over in a nice tidy bundle so they could pass them along to their German 13thStreet website, where the whole concept apparently originated. I guess they didn’t want to keep paying some German guy to write them, so they figured why not reuse mine for free? Well, I just had to look - and it’s not pretty. Especially when translated back into English from German by some auto-language-bot - I give you an excerpt for Taurus: “Is certainly unpleasant with the hooves on the back of the head to be always stepped. You feel so similar on Wednesday also.” Don’cha love those wacky Germans?